So you saw the ad huh?                                      Back to homepage


You think to your self, there is no way this guy is for real                                                        

But what if he is?....What is his deal?


What if maybe, just maybe, this can happen......what do i have to lose?


Well, let me satisfy your curiosity a little by answering your most FAQs

1. IS this a joke


2. Have you really done this before


3. In that case, how can i sign up?

        More to come on this later

4. Can you prove this?

        Yes, by taking you back with me

5. If I come, will i be your partner

        In the co-habitation sense of the word, No.

6. If i come with you how will I be paid?

        In a percentage of what we bring back of value. Besides the fact that it is a once in a lifetime experience

7. What time are we going to

        That's just the thing, It fluctuates, so i cant be sure

8. Where are we going

        As far as i can tell, its a temperate forested climate, I didnt stick around to much 

9.Why do i have to be armed? And if so with what?

        Wouldn't you want to?....Please try to keep it compact, and high capacity, Below are suggestions. I prefer both 5.56mm and 7.62x39mm caliber weapons, in the sake of being able to move and shoot effectively you may want to match that.

10. How are you able to go back in time?

        Like i said I've only done it once and i wasn't prepared, hence the reason for this call. Just to sate you it involves "electromagnetic stretch". Hypothesize that the Universe oscillates (electromagnetically at certain fundamental, and harmonic, frequencies) not only in three dimensions but in TIME as well and that if you could shield yourself from these oscillations that it might be possible to arrive at different times. Its kinda far out but we like to think we have it figured out

11. Is this scheme to make money?


12. Why haven't you told the government about this?

        They already know how to do it. See the Philadelphia Experiment in WWII, and lets not even talk about what Hitler was working on.

14. Cant you really mess up some stuff?

        NO, time travel can occur within a kind of feedback loop where backwards movement is possible, but only    in a way that is "complementary" to the present. In other words, you can pop back in time and have a look around, but you cannot do anything that will alter the present you left behind. The new model, which uses the laws of quantum mechanics, gets rid of the famous paradox surrounding time travel.

Although the laws of physics seem to permit temporal gymnastics, the concept is laden with uncomfortable contradictions. The main headache stems from the idea that if you went back in time you could, theoretically, do something to change the present; and that possibility messes up the whole theory of time travel.

Clearly, the present never is changed by mischievous time-travellers: people don't suddenly fade into the ether because a rerun of events has prevented their births - that much is obvious. So either time travel is not possible, or something is actually acting to prevent any backward movement from changing the present.

For most of us, the former option might seem most likely, but Einstein's general theory of relativity leads some physicists to suspect the latter.


According to Einstein, space-time can curve back on itself, theoretically allowing travelers to double back and meet younger versions of themselves.  And now a team of physicists from the US and Austria says this situation can only be the case if there are physical constraints acting to protect the present from changes in the past.  

So, if you know the present, you cannot change it. If, for example, you know your father is alive today, the laws of the quantum universe state that there is no possibility of him being killed in the past.

It is as if, in some strange way, the present takes account of all the possible routes back into the past and, because your father is certainly alive, none of the routes back can possibly lead to his death.


So know you cant go back and save JFK because he is already dead, and No you cant go back and prevent your ex wife from being born because she is already alive. But I think you may be able to take off with their stuff. !

14. So how do i find out more and apply

       Well Greetings Future Chrononaught-- Mail your resume to the PO Box above.